Sunday, August 7, 2016

Superman Qualifies as a God According to Webster's Dictionary

Superman (Kal-El) qualifies as a God according to Webster’s Dictionary.

This is a must read!!!!!
You have the time, what better way to waste it.

My Thesis or Hypothesis if you prefer:
by RColdguy

By the end of this Hypothesis (That I painstakingly researched for your viewing pleasure) I think you will find one very good reason to believe in this theory.

For clarity I have highlighted and underlined pertinent words and phrases from Webster’s definitions, (So as not to confuse anyone) I have separated my words and thoughts with these little arrows >>>>>>>

Let’s start with Webster’s Dictionary and how it defines God.

If you look up the word God in a Webster’s Dictionary there are 10 entries found

#1…..God (1, Noun)
#2…..God (2, Verb)
#3…..Act of God
#4…..Assembly of God]
#7…..God’s acre
#8…..Man of God
#9.….Son of God
#10…Sun God

To save time I will only hit on the pertinent ones and just skim over others.

#1: God as a noun: according to Webster.
Main Entry: 1God
Date: Before 12th century

1: supreme or ultimate reality: as
a: Being perfect in power, wisdom, and goodness who is worshipped as creator and ruler of the universe.
b: the incorporeal divine Principle ruling over all as eternal Spirit : infinite Mind

2: a being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically : one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality

3: a person or thing of supreme value

4: a powerful ruler

I think it’s evident that Superman (Kal-El) qualifies for most or all of the above!

#2: God ( As a Verb ) according to Webster.
Main Entry: 2God
Date: 1595
: To treat as a god: Idolize, Deify
Idolize According to Webster
Date: 1598
: To worship as a god
: To love or admire to excess
: To practice idolatry

Deify According to Webster

Date:14th century
1 a: to make a god of
b: to take as an object of worship
2: to glorify as of supreme worth

Now folks I think if you read on you’ll find that with a little effort we could apply all of the above to Superman (Kal-El).
But for you doubters/non believers and to avoid jumping around I will fallow the 10 entries as Webster has set them out.


#3: Act of God according to Webster
Main Entry: Act of God
: an Extraordinary interruption by a Natural cause (as a flood or earthquake) of the usual course of events that experience, prescience, or care cannot reasonably foresee or prevent

Such as a meteorite shower of the kind that happened when superman (Kal-El) came to earth as a baby cradled in a tiny space ship.
It’s all starting to fit together now so hang in there people.


#4: Assembly of God according to Webster
Main Entry: Assembly of God
Date: 1952
: a congregation belonging to a Pentecostal body founded in the United States in 1914

I only left this in to show that religions start up all the time as Webster has pointed out with the Pentecostals in 1914.

#5 God–awful, has nothing to do with this Hypothesis so I’m skipping it. You can look it up in Webster’s your self if it interest you.


#6: God-fearing according to Webster
Main Entry: God-fearing
Date 1835
: having a reverent feeling toward God: Devout
Devout according to Webster
Date:13th century
1: devoted to religion or to religious duties or exercises.
2: expressing devotion or piety.
3: Devoted to a pursuit, belief or mode of behavior.

What that’s saying people is that if we had that feeling towards superman (Kal-El) we would be devout to him, as in # 3 above.

#7God’s Acre I’m leaving this in only to show that Webster goes from #7 God’s Acre to churchyard to church to Denomination to Congregation all to say that God’s Acre is basically a bunch of people that chose to believe in the same thing.

#8 Man of God I’m leaving this in to show that even a non-Christian Religion has a man of God or as Webster puts it a Clergyman

So feel free to skip through to # 9 if you so please


#7: God’s Acre According to Webster
Main Entry: God's Acre
Date: 1617
: Churchyard
: A yard that belongs to a Church and is often used as a burial ground

Church according to Webster
1: A building for public and especially Christian worship
a: The clergy or officialdom of a religious body
3: A body or organization of religious believers: as
a: the whole body of Christians
b: Denomination
c: Congregation
4: a public divine worship
5: the clerical profession

Denomination according to Webster
1: an act of denominating
2: a value or size of a series of values or sizes (as of money)
3: Name, designation: a general name for a category
4: A religious organization who’s Congregations are united in their adherence to its beliefs and practices

Congregation According to Webster
1 a: An assembly of persons

#8: Man of God according to Webster
Main Entry: Man of God
Date: 1670
: Clergyman
Clergyman according to Webster
: a member of the Clergy
Clergy According to Webster
Main Entry: Clergy
Date:13th century
1: a group ordained to perform pastoral or sacerdotal functions in a Christian church
2: the official or Sacerdotal class of a non-Christian religion

I’m adding Benefit of Clergy here because Webster has it as the second entry when looking up Clergy
It appears what Webster’s is saying here, is that the Clergy enforces the powers of the church and that would mean the rules and regulations of a religious organization set forth by the congregation would be protected by the Clergy and there for be exempt from trial in a civil court.


Benefit of clergy According to Webster
Main Entry: Benefit of clergy
Date: 15th century
1 : clerical exemption from trial in a civil court
2 : the ministration or sanction of the church

#9 Son of God is very interesting, in the fact that the son of god is referred to by Webster as being Superhuman ( Superman (Kal-El) ??? ) and Messiah as a professed or accepted leader of some hope or cause, (as in Superman’s (Kal-El’s) fight for freedom and justice.)

#9: Son of God According to Webster
Main Entry: Son of God
Date:14th century
: a superhuman or divine being (as an angel)
: a person established in the love of God by divine promise : Messiah
Messiah according to Webster
Main Entry: Messiah
Date: 1560
1:a: the expected king and deliverer of the Jews
b: Jesus
2: a: professed or accepted leader of some hope or cause

That brings us to #10 Sun God, which I think is the most interesting of all of Webster’s definitions of God.

#10: Sun God According to Webster
Main Entry: Sun god
Date: 1592:
A god that Represents or Personifies the sun in various religions

Let’s look at Represents and Personifies, According to Webster they both have the same meaning.

Main Entry: represent Date: 14th century
Main Entry, personifies Date: 1741
1: to bring clearly before the mind : a book which represents the Character of early America
2: to serve as a sign or symbol
3: To portray or exhibit in art
4: to serve as the counterpart or image of : A movie hero who represents the ideals of the culture

Let’s break this down shall we?
#1: Superman (Kal-El) comics
#2: The Big S on Superman’s (Kal-El’s) chest
#3: Pictures posters drawings all of Superman (Kal-El)
And the kicker = #4
I think #4 say’s it all don’t you agree???

Now stay with me here for a few more minutes, folks, because it is all starting to come together now.
If you look up Superman (Kal-El) in the same Webster’s dictionary you will get the following definitions.


Superman according to Webster
Main Entry: Superman
Date: 1903
1 : a Superior Man that according to Nietzsche has learned to forgo fleeting pleasures and attain happiness and dominance through the exercise of Creative power
2 : a person of extraordinary or Superhuman power or achievements
Superhuman according to Webster
Main Entry: Superhuman
Date: 1633
1: being above the human : Divine
2: exceeding normal human power, size, or capability
Divine according to Webster
Main Entry: Divine
Date: 14th century
1 a: of, relating to, or proceeding directly from God or a God
b: being a Deity
c: directed to a deity
2 a: supremely good
b: Heavenly, Godlike
Deity according to Webster
Main Entry: Deity
Date: 14th century
1 a: the rank or essential nature of a god: Divinity : God, supreme being
2: A god or goddess
3: One exalted or revered as supremely good or powerful
Godlike According to Webster’s
Main Entry: Godlike
Date: before 12th century
: resembling or having the qualities of God or a god

I think you can clearly see the similarities between Webster’s definitions for God and Superman (Kal-El).
If you need even more proof, then let’s look at the bible and the first superman (Kal-El) action comic #1 that came out in June of 1938.

The bible was written by man, as were the superman (Kal-El) comic books, unbelievable things happened in the bible, as did in the superman (Kal-El) comic books.

The Christian God comes from a man made, make believe heaven where as Superman (Kal-El) comes from a man made, make believe planet, Krypton.

God believes in good and kindness and say’s he will forgive all his little children and yet he turns right around and say’s that you will all burn in hell if you don’t fallow his 10 commandments.

Where as Supermen doesn’t push his beliefs on anyone, people just seem to feel better when they see him perform miracles or (special/feats) if you please..

The Christian God doesn’t have a wife, there for he doesn’t have sexual relations with a women of his choosing and yet, He!!!, Through his emissary’s tells people how to live their lives with their chosen partner and where when and how they should have sex with said partner.

Where as Superman knocks the shorts off Lois Lane every chance he gets and has never to my knowledge ever stuck his nose into anyone’s sexual preferences.

The Christian God contradicts his self all the time, “strike down thy enemy” in one breath and thou shall not kill” in the next, “love thy neighbor” or pluck out his eye if he plucks out yours”……. And on and on and on………

Where as Superman (Kal-El) sticks to the same thing time and time again, truth goodness and the never ending fight against evil and crime!

God doesn’t have a wife and or children unless you believe the story in the bible (written by man) about Jesus and the virgin Marry and even then ( the hypocrite that he is) didn’t wed Marry he just knocked her shorts off and then abandoned her, which I would think would be against at least one of his 10 commandments, that you (By his own words) will spend eternity in hell for breaking just one!!!

Now if you “are” gullible enough to believe the story about Jesus and Marry in the book that man wrote and said was filled with the words of a God that they them selves invented for what ever reason and called it the holly bible.

Then you shouldn’t have a hard time believing the Superman (Kal-El) comic book about Superman’s (Kal-El’s) parents, a father named Jor-El and a mother named Lara-El that came from a heavenly Planet called krypton, that loved their son Kal-El unconditionally and tried to protect him from the evil that General Zod's ( The Devil perhaps ??? ) was committing on Krypton.

Now I think you would all have to agree that a religion that is baste on honesty and good (verses evil and destruction as the religions of present day ) would be a far better religion to fallow and teach to your children and future generations to come.

With the proof I have just put before you from the Webster’s Dictionary definition of God. I think you would have to agree with me that we would have a really good chance of starting a new Religion (as did the Pentecostal back in 1914) with Superman or better yet by his given name Kal-El our God of choice and we’ll call this new religion, The New Order of Kryptonite’s.

And here my friends is the best part of the whole Hypothesis:

The people, You and I, The Congregation, the followers and believers and the clergyman of the Kryptonite’s that worship Kal-El (Superman) as their God of choice, also believe that their god of choice Kal-El,
Wants us to fallow but four simple scriptures set down by our Lord and savor Kal-El (Superman) listed in his Holly Book as follows:

The Holly Book of Kal-El (Superman)

Chapter 1: 

Verse 1: We believe that, Kal-El (Superman) put marijuana on this planet for the enjoyment of all his children.
Verse 2: We believe that, Kal-El (Superman) intended that all his children have their God given right, NOT to wear a head covering of any kind if they believe it will interfere with the mental contact they have with their Lord the one and only true God, Kal-El (Superman)

Verse 3: We Believe that, Kal-El (Supermand) intended that all his children have their God given right to bar arms, so that all his children can protect them self and their family from harm, may it be from none believers of our Lord Kal-El (Superman) or form tyranny in government. 

Verse 4: We believe that, Kal-El (Superman) intended all his children to spread the word of Goodness to all the world where ever they may be and to who ever they come in contact with on this planet and through out the universe.

We the children of our Lord and savor Kal-El (Superman) will fallow these four simple scriptures set down to us by our Lord Kal-El and defend them to our death if need be!

Praise be to our Lord KAL-El!!! (Superman)

Please feel free to join the new order of the Kryptonite’s by signing up below.

Love Always

Forever Peace

Father RColdguy self appointed Clergyman of the Kryptonite’s 


I think the fallowing article gives more credit to my Hypothesis and makes it more of a Theory than anything I have presented from the Webster’s Dictionary.

It’s quite possible that in the meteor storm that brought our savior Kal-El to earth on that fateful day, There were pieces of rock from the planet Krypton, This would explain the Kryptonite being found now by Researchers buried deep with in the planet we call earth.

This in it’s self is more proof that Kal-El is indeed a God than anything the man made bible says about it’s imaginary God from an imaginary heaven with his bastard Son, Jesus.

On this last note, I here by rest my case!

True story BBC News


Kryptonite is no longer just the stuff of fiction feared by caped superheroes.

A new mineral matching its unique chemistry - as described in the film Superman Returns - has been identified in a mine in Serbia.

According to movie and comic-book storylines, kryptonite is supposed to sap Superman's powers whenever he is exposed to its large green crystals.

The real mineral is white and harmless, says Dr Chris Stanley, a mineralogist at London's Natural History Museum.
"I'm afraid it's not green and it doesn't glow either - although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange," he told BBC News.

Once the London expert had unraveled the mineral's chemical make-up, he was shocked to discover this formula was already referenced in the literature - albeit literary fiction.
"Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide - and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luthor from a museum in the film Superman Returns.
"The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite."

Researchers from mining group Rio Tinto discovered the unusual mineral and enlisted the help of Dr Stanley when they could not match it with anything known previously to science.

For legal purposes:

This is a new none-profit religious organization.
All moneys and donations will be used to promote and/or legalize this new found religion, under the name of “The new order of Kryptonite’s”

I here by so swear in the name of our Lord Kal-El.

Father RColdguy self appointed Clergyman of the New Order of Kryptonite’s

Note: No donation is required for membership in the New Order of Kryptonite’s!!!!
Truth, Love and Kindness towards others is all that is required.

However if you do feel the need to express your gratitude and would like to support our cause with a small donation, Please get in touch with me at the following e-mail address.

All e-mails will be answered with a special prayer in your name, to our Lord Kal-El. (superman)

In closing, I invite all my fellow Kryptonite’s, the true believers in the God of our choice Kal-El (Superman) to sign up below!

Go with Kal-El’s blessing!!! Children of the New Order of Kryptonite’s!!!
Father RColdguy self appointed Clergyman of the New Order of Kryptonite’s

I believe in God, I just spell it with two O's is all :)
Love always & Forever Peace


One World, One God, One Race
The Human Race.
Standing together to make a better world
For All Mankind!

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